More Big Brother gruel
Heh. Nathan was funny on last night's Big Mouth. I was only slightly annoyed by his gayness, and actually kind of impressed with some of his comments, which by the way far outstripped Rebecca Wilson's in both relevance and incisiveness.
But other than that, what a boring piece of shit show. I am convinced that it's not just because the housemates this year are kind of prudish (... well, compared to previous housemates), but because the show is now exceptionally afraid of being criticised in this post-turkey slap world. The only evidence I have to support this view is that they censored Terri's graphic description of unsavoury porn. Why did they do that? That's so pissweak. Anyway, if they censored that, then they MUST also be editing out some of the truly hilarious shit.
In other news, the Nathan and Renee thing is gross. Why is she all put off by how he is 'out of her league'? Newsflash, if you consider a 27 year old bald virgin to be out of your league, you need to work on your self esteem a little bit. How the hell does anyone manage to stay a virgin for so long, anyway?
The eviction the other night was so stupid - WE WERE SO CLOSE TO LOSING TRAVIS!! The despair was palpable when Rebecca opted to save him. In doing so, she pushed herself into the field of potential evictees, and in the end made the decision to give herself the boot. This would have been a classy way to leave the house, if it weren't for the fact that she wants to get a spread in one of those trashbag men's magazines. Yuck - do any men find these bitches attractive at all, or is it just about the posturing and bravado that ogling fake-titted bitches with bad hair affords them? Either way, you people sicken me.
A quick note about Bianca: she's a sour bitch who doesn't fit and serves no purpose whatsoever. The faux-intellectualism got on my nervese when Corey was in the house, and now that she doesn't have a target for her confected righteous indignation she's split it thirteen ways and is annoying EVERYONE, and in turn, me. I've never seen her do anything but bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
A quick note about Travis: has anyone else noticed that he likes to hug people... like, a lot? And his hugs are always kind of awkward. It's hard to describe, but he goes in for a bear hug or something, and to the other person it's just an ordinary man hug, so he ends up hanging on too long. Gah, trust me, it's annoying. Another thing I've noticed is that he always - ALWAYS - does this stupid arm-dance booty shake-esque move, usually as a kind of happy dance. It was popular in 2001, if I recall. Again, it's hard to describe, but if you've watched BB as much as I have you will have noticed this too.
A quick note about Travis' mum: Lady, if you have to go on television to personally attest to your adult son's staunch heterosexuality, chances are you are suffering a severe case of denial. I had a bad case of denial myself, until the lacrosse team stuck a pine cone up my ass (note: Billy Madison reference).
Finally - Big Brother is becoming quite dull.
But other than that, what a boring piece of shit show. I am convinced that it's not just because the housemates this year are kind of prudish (... well, compared to previous housemates), but because the show is now exceptionally afraid of being criticised in this post-turkey slap world. The only evidence I have to support this view is that they censored Terri's graphic description of unsavoury porn. Why did they do that? That's so pissweak. Anyway, if they censored that, then they MUST also be editing out some of the truly hilarious shit.
In other news, the Nathan and Renee thing is gross. Why is she all put off by how he is 'out of her league'? Newsflash, if you consider a 27 year old bald virgin to be out of your league, you need to work on your self esteem a little bit. How the hell does anyone manage to stay a virgin for so long, anyway?
The eviction the other night was so stupid - WE WERE SO CLOSE TO LOSING TRAVIS!! The despair was palpable when Rebecca opted to save him. In doing so, she pushed herself into the field of potential evictees, and in the end made the decision to give herself the boot. This would have been a classy way to leave the house, if it weren't for the fact that she wants to get a spread in one of those trashbag men's magazines. Yuck - do any men find these bitches attractive at all, or is it just about the posturing and bravado that ogling fake-titted bitches with bad hair affords them? Either way, you people sicken me.
A quick note about Bianca: she's a sour bitch who doesn't fit and serves no purpose whatsoever. The faux-intellectualism got on my nervese when Corey was in the house, and now that she doesn't have a target for her confected righteous indignation she's split it thirteen ways and is annoying EVERYONE, and in turn, me. I've never seen her do anything but bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
A quick note about Travis: has anyone else noticed that he likes to hug people... like, a lot? And his hugs are always kind of awkward. It's hard to describe, but he goes in for a bear hug or something, and to the other person it's just an ordinary man hug, so he ends up hanging on too long. Gah, trust me, it's annoying. Another thing I've noticed is that he always - ALWAYS - does this stupid arm-dance booty shake-esque move, usually as a kind of happy dance. It was popular in 2001, if I recall. Again, it's hard to describe, but if you've watched BB as much as I have you will have noticed this too.
A quick note about Travis' mum: Lady, if you have to go on television to personally attest to your adult son's staunch heterosexuality, chances are you are suffering a severe case of denial. I had a bad case of denial myself, until the lacrosse team stuck a pine cone up my ass (note: Billy Madison reference).
Finally - Big Brother is becoming quite dull.
Labels: Big Brother
posted by Jacob at
5:56 pm
4 Comments:
I thought Nathan and Tim were really good last night on Big Mouth. And the red-headed comedian was occasionally funny. Only Rebecca Wilson was crap. I actually enjoyed the show last night.
But BB has totally lost its edge. I remember back in the early days of Uncut/Adults Only or whatever it was called - back then it used to be so good. It was better than porn! Seriously. It was funny, it was disgusting, and it was hot!
But not any more. That turkey slap really did fuck things up. And so did that big oaf sticking his dick into that girl's hair (I can't remember any of their names any more).
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I can't believe that Travis can be as naive as he makes out - I mean seriously, not knowing what Doggie style is?
Travis is fond of hugging, and of course it makes everyone uncomfortable, because they don't know where he stands sexually. Is he gay or straight? Is he getting his jollies or just being friendly?
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And how hilarious is it that Bianca thinks she's a total intellectual and everything - because she reads books and wears glasses! But in that convo with Dixie it showed just what an ignorant, out of her depth moron she really is.
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Oh, and as for Nathan being a 27 year old virgin - I'm a 25 year old virgin, so it can happen! But I reckon Nathan's a total fake - I don't believe anything he says about anything.
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"Finally - Big Brother is becoming quite dull."
Quite dull indeed old chap. Quite dull indeed.
I'm thinking that the Utter Crapness that has been my life for the last 3 months has provided one saving grace - namely that I have not watched a single second of BB and don't know any of their names... other than what Jacob here writes and then I read it as some strange anthropological text that defies comprehension... Tis probably for the best...
I'm not quite with you, AB, but I'm not far off.
I just can't get into it this year - I've watched bits and pieces but it's just. so. tedious.
Also, sorry for my slackness. TBH, I've been watching very little actual television. But I will post something soon, I promise.
I love Big Mouth! But then I'm a tragic and any BB on my TV is welcome.
Did you watch the second Carson special? Travis was even MORE cringeworthy than usual. Poor Carson didn't know what to make of his spazztarded strutting on the red carpet.
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