Friday 21 September 2007

An open letter to Anton Enus

Dear Anton,

You know I adore you. You are by far the most beautiful newsreader on Australian television.

I love your accent - South African, yet ever so slightly BBC.

I love your dapper dress sense - your ties, shirts and suits are always so beautifully coordinated. (Straight men just can't do it with the panache that you do.)

I love your face - not quite perfect, yet so attractive.

I love the fact that you aren't that crass interloper Evil Stan Grant who forced poor dear Mary from her rightful place on the 6.30 desk.

But Anton, dear, have you dyed your hair? I do hope not.

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12 Comments:

Blogger redcap said...

Oops - my bad. Sorry, Chesty! I should have left this until tomorrow...

21 September 2007 at 10:31 pm  
Blogger Jacob said...

Yes, well, an interesting point about Anyon Enus, is that Anton Enus is an anagram for Eaton Anus.

Thank Culture Strain Sam for that little factoid.

22 September 2007 at 12:29 am  
Blogger Jacob said...

Er, curse my gay spelling. Anton, not Anyon.

22 September 2007 at 12:29 am  
Blogger redcap said...

jacob, I know he's gay. Straight men are never that well turned-out. I can still look, can't I?

22 September 2007 at 4:58 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

OK.

I have no idea who you're talking about. Is this an Adelaide thing?

22 September 2007 at 8:59 pm  
Blogger redcap said...

acton, no, it's not an Adelaide thing. SBS news is national. Perhaps the SBS news doesn't reach the Shire?

Here he is. It's not a marvellous photo, I'm afraid.

22 September 2007 at 9:09 pm  
Blogger actonb said...

I'm not in the Shire anymore... but I don't have time for TV news - that time of night is INSANITY in my household.

MrB is partial to SBS news. I'm a fan of Juanita on the ABC.

23 September 2007 at 7:59 am  
Blogger MissE said...

You and MrL, ActonB.

I call him Anton Penis. I can't help it.

Because I am actually a twelve-year-old boy.

23 September 2007 at 8:19 am  
Blogger redcap said...

acton, he does the late edition, at 9.30.

chesty, a common problem, I think. I would have changed my name, if I were him. But then if I were him, I'd be a gay South African man, so who the hell knows what I'd have done by now ;)

23 September 2007 at 11:48 am  
Blogger Jacob said...

I'm a fan of Juanita on the ABC.

Why do the ABC and SBS news presenters always have the best names.

Juaaanita!

23 September 2007 at 2:15 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In this house he is know as anton anus

11 May 2012 at 7:52 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does Anton buy his ties?

28 March 2021 at 3:43 pm  

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