An open letter to Anton Enus
Dear Anton,
You know I adore you. You are by far the most beautiful newsreader on Australian television.
I love your accent - South African, yet ever so slightly BBC.
I love your dapper dress sense - your ties, shirts and suits are always so beautifully coordinated. (Straight men just can't do it with the panache that you do.)
I love your face - not quite perfect, yet so attractive.
I love the fact that you aren't that crass interloper Evil Stan Grant who forced poor dear Mary from her rightful place on the 6.30 desk.
But Anton, dear, have you dyed your hair? I do hope not.
You know I adore you. You are by far the most beautiful newsreader on Australian television.
I love your accent - South African, yet ever so slightly BBC.
I love your dapper dress sense - your ties, shirts and suits are always so beautifully coordinated. (Straight men just can't do it with the panache that you do.)
I love your face - not quite perfect, yet so attractive.
I love the fact that you aren't that crass interloper Evil Stan Grant who forced poor dear Mary from her rightful place on the 6.30 desk.
But Anton, dear, have you dyed your hair? I do hope not.
Labels: newsreaders' anonymous
posted by redcap at
10:21 pm
12 Comments:
Oops - my bad. Sorry, Chesty! I should have left this until tomorrow...
Yes, well, an interesting point about Anyon Enus, is that Anton Enus is an anagram for Eaton Anus.
Thank Culture Strain Sam for that little factoid.
Er, curse my gay spelling. Anton, not Anyon.
jacob, I know he's gay. Straight men are never that well turned-out. I can still look, can't I?
OK.
I have no idea who you're talking about. Is this an Adelaide thing?
acton, no, it's not an Adelaide thing. SBS news is national. Perhaps the SBS news doesn't reach the Shire?
Here he is. It's not a marvellous photo, I'm afraid.
I'm not in the Shire anymore... but I don't have time for TV news - that time of night is INSANITY in my household.
MrB is partial to SBS news. I'm a fan of Juanita on the ABC.
You and MrL, ActonB.
I call him Anton Penis. I can't help it.
Because I am actually a twelve-year-old boy.
acton, he does the late edition, at 9.30.
chesty, a common problem, I think. I would have changed my name, if I were him. But then if I were him, I'd be a gay South African man, so who the hell knows what I'd have done by now ;)
I'm a fan of Juanita on the ABC.
Why do the ABC and SBS news presenters always have the best names.
Juaaanita!
In this house he is know as anton anus
Where does Anton buy his ties?
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